Guys, I'm legit confused...
I totally understand the beginning of the story, although some things are just too weird and are not really realistic. I mean, if a dude walked up to me and said that he had a bunch of people as his prisoners and there wasn't anything I would do about it, I wouldn't just say "Meh.. you're right!" and move on! Come on, Arthur! Get your shit together! Be a king and whoop some ass!
What I'm confused about is Lancelot's little tryst in the woods.
So he and Gawain come across a lady in the woods. Totally got it there.
She tells them to pick a path. They do. Got that, too.
Lancelot gets to his path totally consumed with Love. (But, um... Who is he in love with? Queen G?)
He duels. He wins. Lady in the woods comes back and says, "Hey Mr. Sexy Knight! If you let this guy live and grant him mercy, I'll repay you with something you'll like very much *wink wink*" (AHEM, I think she means the Hoo-Hah here)
BUT THEN!! Good ol' Lance "realized who she was from her statement" and Lady "was ashamed and embarrassed to think he might have recognized her"
Sooo...... Who is she? Queen G? Some mysterious fairy woman? WHO!?
She says, "Hey, I'll give you my Hoo-Hah" and he says:
But she's like, "Take my Hoo-Hah!!" and he says "Alright, chill. I'll do it but I'm not happy about it"
Then Lady almost gets raped... Then somehow wants to have the sex with Lance afterwards.
She becomes super needy throughout their journey, and a tad bit shady.
Then after a while, Lance goes to fight King M. for Queen G.
BUT I STILL DON'T KNOW WHO THE LADY IS!!!!
I feel like there is this whole backstory about Lance and Queen G. and this mysterious lady that I'm just not privy too and it's pissing me off. Like, I want to know all the dirty details about what's going on but I feel like I'm missing a huge chunk of the story. I KNEW I should have taken Dr. MB's Arthurian class!
I'm not off to a good start with this story. Hopefully it will get better but for now:
